imperially:

santa:

when i realize i misread a situation and was being petty for no reason

I can’t relate to this because I’m always right

kevingetem:

focus on YOUR goals & mind your business.

keepmovingforward-jay:

(Source: keepsmiling-jay)

jaiology:

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

dicksplit:

Answering a question your teacher thinks you don’t know the answer to

lovelysuggestions:

dont play games. if you like someone, tell them. if you want something, go fuckin get it. assert yourself into your own existence.